I blame the mocktails for making everyone less attractive.

Bruh, this is some elitist shit. We need ugly people to wash the dishes and unload the trucks. Your beef should be with us allowing them to move about in day light. There needs to more short buses with tinted windows that pick them up in the alleys and bring them back to the outer boros.

This was not funny. I demand a refund.

What if I am old (37) not hot (I’m a 6/10 on my best days) but I have family trusts that includes investments in apartment groups in Manhattan and I don’t have to work for a living. Can I stay or should I just move to Brooklyn now and get it over with?

This sounds very antisemitic.

I mean, fair.

I don’t tip the waitress unless she’s at least an eight out of 10. And if it’s a male waiter, no tip, go work the oilfield like a real man

The first circlejerk that was directly targeted at me specifically. My feelings are hurt and I'm crying now. In exchange I'm going to go to Canal Street and Brooklyn Bridge and encourage the bootleg sellers so their numbers increase. Suckers. 

Plot twist; the person who created this post is a transplant from the mid west & also ugly. lol 😂

NYC went downhill when they started letting people breed here again.

If you have a question about where the bar lies, there is a handy set of examples at r slash newyorknine [its nsfw so if you want your jerk without the circle, go nuts]

Twist: nobody east of Rockies is attractive.

Ughhhh too real ugly people need to leave (im ugly)

Lol I actually told my ex gf this. She from miami and got plastic surgery to look better, but her true ugly self got mad and said it was elitist lol. I'm a native. Was just on the train looking at ppl and was like "so this is why the rent so high? for ya'll?" Most of the ppl who come here are just consumers anyway. So contributing nothing to the culture, dressing like shit, and being ugly. I snapped lol. I feel you.

i think my level of attractiveness changes depending on whether or not you believe in witchcraft

Please don’t use discriminatory terms like ugly. The correct nomenclature is Person of Aesthetic Disadvantage.

This is absolute gold 😭😭😭

Lol we can tell ur ugly urself crusty_buddy and ur not from here. Only mids think like this. Crazy when an outta towner talking shit like they’re gods gift to NY. Go back home or better yet someone stick this fool up and rearrange his face, so they can run home to the suburb “fuggos” 🫵😂

This is why we need city-owned plastic surgery clinic.

Please leave our fucking city of you were born elsewhere.

Dumbazz post.

theres no way you're a 7/10 or above posting this

Plz post urself

Aesthetic quality is more relative than subjective, and without uglies, non uglies wouldn't stand out

😂😂😂😂😂😂 can I get your apartment when you move?

All of you people who think you're attractive should check again. Seriously 😣😣😣

Make NYC sexy again.

I don't know. I feel this way about poor people. If you make under $300k or consider yourself a socialist what are you even doing here? LEAVE.

Do you even know what a circlejerk is?

Good body should be required too 😎

Hello everyone

Was this posted by a women?

Eat it

How far do I have to move out if I’m 3/10 with a very decent job?

How do you come up with this shit

Is this sarcasm? Never been to NY.

What if I can make up for it with a good D?

If all the 6’s and below leave, will that make the 7’s and 8’s threes and fives?

This is the funniest thing I’ve read all day. 😭

What if I’m super attractive but I have incredibly low self esteem?

Also, the uggos need to stop having kids, as it's perpetuating the cycles of ugliness. I'm tired of seeing two short chunky uggos pushing a stroller with a baby uggo inside. Instead, they can be nannies and raise attractive people's kiddos. And we know they need the money, because they can't get by on looks, so their brain and "personality" is all they have to offer...

We do need the uggos to do labor, but let's make sure to veil them in the daylight. Both male and female will be under full burkas.

This will break the toxic framework where ugliness is mobilized to justify keeping the hot people down.

9s and 10s may stay. 8s and below need to return to their borough at the end of the day.

As a 4 out of 10, I agree with the OP

This is satire right?

Shut yo bitch ass up, you’re probably not even attractive to the people whose meat you’re trying to suck by making this….move along ugly and go find something safe to do

Ive never been to NYC but im loving this. I just watched a youtube video of the NYC mayor opening government ran grocery stores? How is NYC the poorest and richest city in that state at the Sametime. 😂

Redditors thinking they’re not chopped is a new level of delusion

🤣🤣🤣

What’s the purpose of this post

Post yourself and we can judge whether you are attractive or not to even write this post.

That's ignorance speaking. The correct approach is to look for a neighborhood with ugly men and beautiful women (just take care you are not in the red light district), so basically any Eastern European quarter of any major city. If you're a man, you look better by comparison. If you're a woman, ugly men surrounded by beautiful women have fat purses (and guts, I read recently women actually like dad bods over six packs, so promptly ceased all exercising efforts).

I got paid by the local government to move here in an initiative to fill the city with Tens. This shit is really serious guys.

If she got NO ASS, she GOTTA GO

This, unironically

How are y’all gonna tell other people what to do with their own lives though? A lot of y’all New Yorkers got rat and roach infested homes but be mad because people move here. Some of y’all homes are literally hoarder homes but got the nerve to brag about “looks”. Being sexy on the outside but corroding on the inside.

Attractiveness counts for nothing in NYC.
A very ugly person with a masters degree and a powerful AI will bite your head off any other day if everything you have to offer is just cute. lol.
Cute fades extremely quick and then we’ll have a city full of ancient ultra skinny ozempic skeletons who cannot do sh*t by themselves.
Pretty people are usually so dumb, that will post stuff like this and feel proud of it.

I’m sick of mid men with hot girlfriends. I yearn for the day bisexuals unicorns don’t need to shut their eyes during a threesome

thank god i’m hot as fuck

The more leftists that arrive here, the uglier it gets

Why are you here?